Buying Dried Magic Mushrooms Online:
Which Kind Should I Get?

It’s a real thing. If you’ve ever spent more time selecting your next Netflix flick than you have actually watching it, you’ve experienced this phenomenon firsthand.

What you may not realize is that paralysis by analysis can affect your experience with ‘shrooms, too. There are over 180 strains of psilocybin mushrooms out there — and many strains have dozens of different varieties. Long story short, there’s a lot of choices!

In this article we’ll help you see the forest for the trees by diving deep into 9 of the most popular types of dried magic mushrooms out there. Here’s an outline:

• What are dried psilocybin mushrooms?
• Dried magic mushrooms: 9 great choices
  • African Transkei
  • Arenal Volcano
  • Blue Meanies
  • Golden Mammoth
  • Golden Teachers
  • Hillbilly Cubensis
  • Penis Envy
  • Texas Penis Envy
  • Wavy Z’s
• How to find your favourite

What are dried psilocybin mushrooms?

Psilocybin ‘shrooms come in all different shapes and sizes — and at 3 Amigos, we sure don’t discriminate. We love shrooms of every shape, size, flavour, colour, and experience.

We’re especially fond of dried psilocybin mushrooms. Why? Because when they’re dried, ‘shrooms gain potency and predictability. Dried shrooms also have a psilocybin:psilocyn ratio that many people find more enjoyable.

Dried magic mushrooms: 9 great choices

African Transkei

African Transkei Overview

Psilocybin Cubensis is the most popular strain of psilocybin out there…and African Transkei is one of the most popular varieties of psilocybin! To put it simply, this little mushroom is a beauty. Transkei’s are smallish in size, with delicate brown-orange button caps and twisted stems.

African Transkei History

If African Transkei were a cannabis strain, it’d probably have the word “OG” in its name. The Transkei was the first African strain of Psilocybe Cubensis to enter worldwide circulation. It’s named after its location, a spectacular coastal wilderness located in the Eastern Cape of South Africa. This area is home to the proud Xhosa people, who we suspect may have been quietly enjoying their native Transkei for eons.

The African Transkei Experience

Beginners beware: Transksei’s are a potent strain, capable of providing epic visuals and sensory experiences. Small but powerful, these little beauties provide a light-twinkling, skin-tingling experience. And the body high is perfect for day hikes.

At high doses things get even more intense. Expect to see tracers, lights, and fractalized patterns!

African Transkei Dosage Guide

When it comes to Transkei dosage, proceed with a healthy dose of respect. Consider staying under 1-1.5 grams until you’ve really familiarized yourself with the strain’s essence. You can always ramp things up to 3.5+ grams once you’re ready for a more intense trip. Just be ready for the light show.

• Microdose: 0.25 gram
• Low: 0.25 – 1 gram
• Medium: 1 – 2 grams
• Strong: 2.5 – 5 grams
• Heavy: 5 grams and upwards (for experienced users only)

Arenal Volcano

Arenal Volcano Overview

Never heard of the Arenal Volcano psilocybin strain? You wouldn’t be alone. Arenal Volcano magic mushrooms, also known as Costa Rican Mushrooms, are a rare psilocybin strain found in the foothills surrounding the Arenal Volcano in Costa Rica.

Arenal Volcano History

Sheltered in warmth and humidity at the base of the Arenal Volcano, these ‘shrooms have been growing naturally for millennia. Legend has it that they’ve been used by indigenous peoples since the beginning of time. Costa Rica is a magical plant kingdom with all sorts of natural treasures, and we couldn’t be happier to be bringing you a sacred mushroom from this special part of the world.

The Arenal Volcano Experience

If we had to describe the Arenal experience in two words, we’d say warmth and balance.

These shrooms provide the perfect balance of warm visuals and spiritual experience — especially if ingested in nature.

The Arenal Volcano is also versatile. It’s great for introspective solo journeys and shared romantic settings alike. Arenal’s are also beginner-friendly, so if you’re new to psychedelic ‘shrooms, consider trying a beginner’s dose with some friends!

Arenal Volcano Dosage Guide

• Microdose: 0.25 gram
• Low: 0.25 – 1 gram
• Medium: 1 – 2 grams
• Strong: 2– 4 grams
• Heavy: 5 grams

Blue Meanies

Blue Meanies Overview

Our Blue Meanies mushroom belongs to the Psilocybin Cubensis variety, and make no mistake: it’s our most potent psilocybin mushroom. If you’re still a beginner, we advise starting off with a different ‘shroom.

Blue Meanie History

The Blue Meanie strain is believed to have originated in Southeastern Australia. It gets its name from its tendency to bruise and turn blue easily. Other visual characteristics include large fruiting bodies with thick, dense stalks and golden speckled caps.

The Blue Meanie Experience

In spite of the name, there’s nothing mean about the Blue Meanie experience. Its effects are intensely euphoric and last 4-8 hours. Users report intense auditory and visual hallucinations anda uniquely heavy body buzz.

Blue Meanie Dosage Guide

• Micro: 0.25 gram
• Low: 0.25 – 1 gram
• Medium: 1 – 2 grams
• Strong: 2.5 – 5 grams
• Heavy: 5+ grams

Golden Mammoth

Golden Mammoth Overview

The Golden Mammoth (Psilocybe Aureus Tantus) is a relatively new, relatively rare magic mushroom strain. The strain has long stems and golden-coloured caps that are packed full of psilocybin. Think of Golden Mammoth as Golden Teachers on steroids!

Golden Mammoth History

This strain was created in the late 90s by a Canadian master mycologist. As you might expect from its origins, Golden Mammoth is impressively cold-hardy, with some growers claiming it can fruit in temps as low as 50 degrees.

The Golden Mammoth Experience

Based on personal experience and reports from our fellow amigos, these shrooms provide enlightening, spiritual vibes. Expect a fast come-up followed by lasting feelings of bliss. Even moderate doses can be enjoyed for 4-6+ hours. This strain is new enough that more feedback is needed, so feel free to reach out and let us know how Golden Mammoths affect you!

Golden Mammoth Dosage Guide

• Microdose: 0.25 gram
• Low: 0.25 – 1 gram
• Medium: 1 – 2 grams
• Strong: 2.5 – 5 grams
• Heavy: 5 grams and up (for experienced users only)

Golden Teachers

Golden Teachers Overview

Golden Teachers are one of the best-known, best-loved mushroom strains out there. Why?

Also known as Psilocybe Cubensis, Teachers are known for their gold-capped appearance and spiritual leanings. If you’re looking for something with introspective, revelatory effects, then Golden Teachers are most likely for you.

Golden Teachers History

Golden Teachers have been a favourite strain of both cultivators and psychonauts for years. Rumored to have been discovered growing wild in Florida, this strain has been around since at least the 1980s.

The Golden Teachers Experience

Think of Teachers as the gateway mushroom. They offer a mild high psychedelic effect that’s especially appealing to beginners. More than just ‘trippy,’ these shrooms provide deeply spiritual properties.

Some spirit healers turn to Golden Teachers as a tool for restoring body, mind, and spirit. Expect a highly visual experience along with waves of universal energy surging through you with strong open and closed eye hallucinations. Golden Teachers are also reported to boost creativity, especially when taking via microdose over long periods of time.

Golden Teachers Dosage Guide

• Microdose: 0.25 gram
• Low: 0.25 – 1 gram
• Medium: 1 – 2 grams
• Strong: 2.5 – 5 grams
• Heavy: 5 grams and up

Hillbilly Cubensis

Hillbilly Cubensis Overview

Like Golden Teachers, Hillbilly Cubensis is a great strain for beginners. They’ve got that typical Cubensis appearance, with small caps, tapered stalks, and an orangish colour.

Hillbilly Cubensis History

Hillbilly Cubensis hails from hot and humid Arkansas, though it can now be found growing naturally across 5 other continents. It’s most prevalent in sub-tropical environments.

The Hillbilly Cubensis Experience

Psychonauts who try this strain typically report powerful euphoria and vivid visuals. Hillbilly trips may start off slowly, with 30-60 minutes of subtle yawning fits, but they quickly evolve into a type of giddy euphoria. Expect big smiles and bouts of laughter! Altered perceptions of time are fairly common, too.

Hillbilly Cubensis Dosage Guide

• Micro: 0.25 gram
• Low: 0.25 – 1 grams
• Medium: 1 – 2 grams
• Strong: 2.5 – 5 grams
• Heavy: 5 gram and upwards

Penis Envy

Penis Envy Overview

Penis Envy is one of the most sought-after psilocybin strains out there. Why? It might be the edgy name, it might be the distinctly phallic shape…but we think it’s the powerful psychotropic effects.

Penis Envy History

Legend has it that this mushroom was bred by the altered statesman himself, Terence McKenna, sometime in the mid-to-late 70s. Penis Envy grows very slowly but yields large fruits, and this extra growing time may explain why Penis Envy has such high psilocybin levels.

The Penis Envy Experience

The first thing you need to know is this: Penis Envy Cubensis is notfor beginners. It’s reported to be two or three times stronger than normal psilocybin mushrooms. Be intentional about the set and setting of your next Penis Envy trip.

Once this powerful strain kicks in, get ready. Users report intense feelings of euphoria, uncontrollable laughter, opened perception, time distortion, hallucinations, synesthesia (“seeing” sounds and “feeling” colours), fractal surfing, and interactions with cosmic entities. Expect plenty of deep introspection, too, and expect all of this to last around 6 hours.

Penis Envy Dosage Guide

* The Penis Envy mushroom strain is an extremely potent hallucinogenic mushroom. It doesn’t take much to have an amazing and memorable trip. We recommend starting with a lower dose.

• Microdose: 0.25 gram
• Low: 0.25 – 0.75 gram
• Medium: 1 – 1.5 grams
• Strong: 1.5 – 3 grams
• Heavy: 3- 5 grams

Texas Penis Envy

Texas Penis Envy Overview

Texas Penis Envy, also known as Penis Envy #6, is another ultra-potent magic mushroom strain. A close relative of your standard Penis Envy Cubensis, this ‘shroom has a thick, bulbous shaft and large caps that are dark brown in colour.

Texas Penis Envy History

Texas Penis Envy was created when a mysterious ‘shroom breeder known only as “RogerRabbit” crossed your regular Amazonian Penis Envy with an unknown Texas Cubensis strain.

Texas Penis Envy Experience

Like the original Penis Envy strain, PE #6 packs a serious punch. While it may not be quite as strong as the original, it’s still not recommended for beginners.

Even the most seasoned psychonauts report an immersive experience filled with euphoria and discovery. Users liken the experience to “surfing through hyperspace realms.” Expect music and art to become more enjoyable, too. The trip tends to last about 6 hours.

Texas Penis Envy Dosage Guide

Texas Penis Envy is an extremely potent hallucinogenic mushroom. Start with a low dose…and stay away entirely if you’re a new user/beginner!

• Microdose: 0.25 gram
• Low: 0.25 – 0.75 gram
• Medium: 1 – 1.5 grams
• Strong: 1.5 – 3 grams
• Heavy: 3 – 5 grams

Wavy Z’s

Wavy Z Overview

One look at Wavy Z and you’ll see where it gets its name from. With distinctively wavy caps and thin stems, this very special ‘shroom has all sorts of unique qualities.

Wavy Z History

Even the history of the Wavy Z is unique. It’s a member of the Psilocybe Cyanescens family, (not the Cubensis family), which was only discovered in 1946 and inadvertently spread throughout the world by the lumber industry. Wavy Z’s are also one of the few strains that are indigenous to the Pacific Northwestern US and Canada.

The Wavy Z Experience

Wavy Z caps provide a pleasantly powerful high filled with visual and sensory illuminations. Expect swelling, pulsing waves of euphoria. Many users also feel more connected to nature, other people, and even the universe to places, people, nature, time, and the universe — basically, more interwoven into the fabric of things.

Wavy Z’s: A Word of Caution…

Even people who are well-versed with ‘shrooms should use some restraint when trying Psilocybin Cyanescens for the first time. We recommend that beginners start off with no more than a 0.5-1 gram dose.

Wavy Z Dosage Guide

• Microdose: 0.25 gram
• Low: 0.25 – 1 gram
• Medium: 1 – 2 grams
• Strong: 2– 4 grams
• Heavy: 5 grams and up

How to decide what variety is best for you

At the start of this article we talked about analysis by paralysis — the downside of having too many choices.

But there’s a flipside to this concept. The beauty of choice, much like the beauty of using psychedelics, is that it provides a person the opportunity to follow their own inner guidance instead of conforming to the outer influences of the world. Once you combine your options and choices with a little education, you’ll probably feel empowered to forge a new path and find what works best for you.

If you’re a beginner or more into microdosing, the Golden Teacher is probably your best choice. If you want to get as high as possible, on the other hand, then opt for what Terrence McKenna used to call a “heroic dose” of Penis Envy or Blue Meanies. If you want to hear the heartbeat of the earth and experience oneness with everything, then Wavy Z’s might be your best bet.

The very best way to find your best psilocybin routine, though, transcends these types of guidelines — the verybest way is all about listening to your body. Keep an open mind (or even an open journal) as you try different dried psilocybin strains and observe how they make you think and how they make you feel. And don’t forget to enjoy the journey!